February 2012
So President Obama
spoke at the University of Miami today.
Which is great and all, but now I have to hear about all the people from my high school graduating class who pay $50,000 in tuition every year and got to see him.
Meanwhile, in a large public university a mere five-hour drive away…
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suchisthis replied to your post: How to have weird dreams:
what movie?
Last Night, starring Kiera Knightley and Sam Worthington.
It sounds like a terrible rom com.
It was actually a pretty good rom drom.
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How to have weird dreams:
Stay up until 6 a.m. watching abstract emotional romantic dramas on Netflix.
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“I think, collectively, we’re at our fattest.”
– Me.
To which Katherine responded, “That’s what happens when we live together.”
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A play-by-play of what it's like to video chat...
On video chat whilst I sing along to George Michaels theatrically
Me: NO I'M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN, GUILTY FEET HAVE GOT NO RHYTHM
George Michaels: (sax solo)
Me: (making faces and reaching out dramatically to the camera)
Alex: Do your "O-face!"
Me: (does it)
Katherine: Do mine!
Katherine (half a beat later, frantically): MY FAKE ONE.
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roomtogrow replied to your photo: So Alex and I listed ourselves as “in a…
Dude I was in a “it’s complicated” (now modified to “in an open relationship”) that was legit (and is still legit)
You, sir, are a much more sincere Facebook user than I.
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“… Because that’s what society does. It takes what you want and makes...”
– Katherine (she wanted to be identified as “a roommate” but let’s be real when do I ever talk to anyone else)
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After a tiring day and an unsuccessful Google...
for “girl with the dragon tattoo daniel craig glasses dangling perilously/sexily off face”
I’m calling it a night.
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Attn: all of Rooney Mara's loyal servants
I just (finally) saw Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and I have to admit that I kind of get it.
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The solution to any problem in life:
add more cheese.
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Today I have consumed:
coffee
coffee
coffee
half of an open-faced egg salad sandwich
coffee
Related:
Today I smell like:
coffee
coffee
coffee
coffee
not like half of an open-faced egg salad sandwich (I hope)
Things I ask myself in the shower:
when in the foreseeable future will I not be wearing pants?
how much do I care?
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Okay, you guys: "barista elbow" is a thing that...
I can’t handle how ridiculous this is.
Goodnight.
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Megavest: Dave Mustaine Endorses Rick Santorum →
Bizarre news is bizarre.
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