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and Katherine didn’t join in, so I said, “I can’t be the only seagull!” to which she replied, “yes, you can.”
And she doesn’t understand why I find it hysterical that I’m a lonely seagull saying “mine” on an endless loop. Alone in the world.
I WILL NO LONGER BE ASSOCIATING WITH MY FORMER GROUP OF “FRIENDS” BECAUSE THEY LACK THE “APPRECIATION FOR SUBTLE BRITISH PERIOD PIECES” GENE
SO
I’M TAKING APPLICATIONS
What’s it like to be the kind of person who follows a blogger whose most recent post read, “I just dropped a corn muffin on my MacBook”?
Is that like getting into the passenger seat of a car when the driver recently drove off of a mountain?
Or, like, playing Russian roulette with a rocket launcher?
My vagina is not a hole through which respect passes, nor do I need you to validate my sexual behavior. Why is that so hard for some boys to understand?
#GoFuckYourself ♡
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