February 2, 2012
sissynecks:

sissynecks:

(Source: shercockholmes, via juliaisnotajoke)

February 2, 2012

(Source: music-faces)

February 1, 2012
Let us take a moment to appreciate exactly how adorable this Helvetica emoticon is.

Let us take a moment to appreciate exactly how adorable this Helvetica emoticon is.

7:53pm  |   URL: http://tumblr.com/ZnTYZyFkultj
  
Filed under: adorable things :D 
February 1, 2012
So I was imitating one of the seagulls from Finding Nemo,

and Katherine didn’t join in, so I said, “I can’t be the only seagull!” to which she replied, “yes, you can.”

And she doesn’t understand why I find it hysterical that I’m a lonely seagull saying “mine” on an endless loop. Alone in the world.

February 1, 2012
So today I bet my dignity for two gallons of coffee ice cream.

12:40am  |   URL: http://tumblr.com/ZnTYZyFiVxRu
  
Filed under: worth it 
January 31, 2012
Get it together, Tumblr. I haven’t been around for three whole days. I have some catching up to do.

January 31, 2012
WOULD ANY DOWNTON ABBEY FANS LIKE TO BECOME MY FRIENDS?

I WILL NO LONGER BE ASSOCIATING WITH MY FORMER GROUP OF “FRIENDS” BECAUSE THEY LACK THE “APPRECIATION FOR SUBTLE BRITISH PERIOD PIECES” GENE

SO

I’M TAKING APPLICATIONS

January 31, 2012
cheatsheet:

Brilliant. (via Black Book)

cheatsheet:

Brilliant. (via Black Book)

January 27, 2012
Question:

What’s it like to be the kind of person who follows a blogger whose most recent post read, “I just dropped a corn muffin on my MacBook”?

Is that like getting into the passenger seat of a car when the driver recently drove off of a mountain?

Or, like, playing Russian roulette with a rocket launcher?

January 27, 2012
coketalk:

My vagina is not a hole through which respect passes, nor do I need you to validate my sexual behavior. Why is that so hard for some boys to understand?
#GoFuckYourself ♡
— coketalk.tumblr.com

coketalk:

My vagina is not a hole through which respect passes, nor do I need you to validate my sexual behavior. Why is that so hard for some boys to understand?

#GoFuckYourself ♡

— coketalk.tumblr.com